Friends Vol. 4

Monica: You don't like the game, because you suck at it.
Chandler: I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck.

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Phoebe: [Imitating someone really annoying] "Oh, I slept with Billy Joel." Who hasn't?

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Ross: What the hell are you doing, you scared the crap out of me!

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Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.